we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
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A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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