u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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