I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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