No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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