I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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