Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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