Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
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She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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