seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
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