I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
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Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
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