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• (757): View more from Virginia

  seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with

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  Well said.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  I can feel my moral fiber fraying.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I can feel my liver begging me to stop.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  This drive is very scenic

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  And I'm chugging whiskey in the back

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  As you should, soak in all this country has to offer

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy

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