I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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