...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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