I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
You left your phone here
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