Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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