and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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