What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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