that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
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Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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