She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I enjoy the company of your penis
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