I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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