remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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