He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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