halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
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I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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