i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Randomize
