this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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