OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
my vag is so smooth its legendary
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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