For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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