If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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