Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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