fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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