you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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