i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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