It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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