omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
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I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I wish life had little blips of pornography
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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