I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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