he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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