exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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