He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
How external is "for external use only"?
Your cock deserves a montage
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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