Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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