dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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