I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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