When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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