The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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