What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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