My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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