He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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