don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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