He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
His nipple licking is glorious
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