im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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