On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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