You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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