Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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