How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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