He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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