I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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