Non-Jews are for practice
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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