I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
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i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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